quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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