Ambien. No doubt about it.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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