Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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