Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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