"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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