I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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