Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.