He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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