We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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