Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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