That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
