Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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