all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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