and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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