so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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