You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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