Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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