I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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