are you still at the devil's house?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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