Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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