My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
