Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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