OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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