remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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