watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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