I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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