There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just googled if crying burns calories
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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