Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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