I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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