that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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