how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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