i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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