Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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