next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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