Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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this hospital has no fireball
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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