Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

two words...techno handjob

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(315): View more from New York

We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?

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(707): View more from California

someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?

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