ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
When did angry sex become our thing?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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