Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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