3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?