I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.