do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He keeps bees of course he's weird
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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