I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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