like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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