My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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