you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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