Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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