So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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