My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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