love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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