Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?

(443): View more from Maryland

he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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(319): View more from Iowa

The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.

(760): View more from California

Wow.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.

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(516): View more from New York

Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.

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(208): View more from Idaho

The cops high fived after they tackled you

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