this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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