i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Let's get the cat blown out
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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