I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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