hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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