new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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