:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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