Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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