I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize
