I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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