Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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